The Baba Sex Dream Translations cont'd
Good morgen.
I know everyone has been very excited to hear more dream translations by Baba Sex, so brace yourselves.....this dream's a doozie!
Baba Sex: Hulo yis ples?
Jelkie: Baba! good morning princess, how are you answering the phone now?!
Baba Sex: Oh may Goh, Jelkie! Baba sick Jelkie! Baba sick! How yu? How yu Jelkie?
Jelkie: I'm good Baba, you got a sore throat?
Baba Sex: Ye darlink, Baba goda uzmah. Vot u dreami Jelkie?
Jelkie: Oh Baba, I'm sorry you've got asthma. Ummm, I had a bad dream again Baba.
Baba Sex: Ye....
Jelkie: I had a dream that Mama, Mary and Danijela & I were on a bus, on an island or something. We were driving and got off the bus.
All of a sudden the wind started to change and the clouds starting going black.
The clouds started swirling and I was screaming "Hurricane, Tornado, RUN!"
We all started holding on to things because we were at the beach and couldn't hide under anything, the winds came and blew at me but I knew all of us would be safe.
Then, something like an angle grinder came flying around and was blown through the metal of the bus and started chopping limbs off the school children. There was blood and stuff squirting out of them.
It was gross Baba.
Baba Sex: Okai Jelkie Vot kala vorta vos it?
Jelkie: The colour of the water was Blue and Dark Blue Baba.
Baba Sex: Okai iz a gut dream Jelkie. Isa min becourse sum van else bleedink, yu goink tu be okai. De vind stronk bar no hurti you and your frens an Mama, dey all goink tu be alri.
But Jelkie, sum vun gona bi sick. Bi carefuh. Yu no trusti any vun.
Iz a goot luck but jis bi carefuh Jelkie.
Jelkie: Oh Baba thank you! I was scared because it was so yucky it would be bad. I love you Baba thank you!
Baba Sex: Is okai Jelkie. Baba luv yu! Yu come si Baba suuuuun. Baba go shoppink vid Mama tudai. Ai vish vi could go li tree genarayshun. (Everytime we go shopping, my Mother, Baba and I, we always say how awesome it is to go as three generations.....so cute!)
Jelkie: I know Baba soon. I love you have fun with Mama.
Baba Sex: Okai darlink. I call yu tunigh, tell yu vot Mama bought me. Bye darlink. (Baba ALWAYS gets the goods!)
Jelkie: Bye my beautiful Baba.
END OF TRANSMISSION
I know everyone has been very excited to hear more dream translations by Baba Sex, so brace yourselves.....this dream's a doozie!
Baba Sex: Hulo yis ples?
Jelkie: Baba! good morning princess, how are you answering the phone now?!
Baba Sex: Oh may Goh, Jelkie! Baba sick Jelkie! Baba sick! How yu? How yu Jelkie?
Jelkie: I'm good Baba, you got a sore throat?
Baba Sex: Ye darlink, Baba goda uzmah. Vot u dreami Jelkie?
Jelkie: Oh Baba, I'm sorry you've got asthma. Ummm, I had a bad dream again Baba.
Baba Sex: Ye....
Jelkie: I had a dream that Mama, Mary and Danijela & I were on a bus, on an island or something. We were driving and got off the bus.
All of a sudden the wind started to change and the clouds starting going black.
The clouds started swirling and I was screaming "Hurricane, Tornado, RUN!"
We all started holding on to things because we were at the beach and couldn't hide under anything, the winds came and blew at me but I knew all of us would be safe.
Then, something like an angle grinder came flying around and was blown through the metal of the bus and started chopping limbs off the school children. There was blood and stuff squirting out of them.
It was gross Baba.
Baba Sex: Okai Jelkie Vot kala vorta vos it?
Jelkie: The colour of the water was Blue and Dark Blue Baba.
Baba Sex: Okai iz a gut dream Jelkie. Isa min becourse sum van else bleedink, yu goink tu be okai. De vind stronk bar no hurti you and your frens an Mama, dey all goink tu be alri.
But Jelkie, sum vun gona bi sick. Bi carefuh. Yu no trusti any vun.
Iz a goot luck but jis bi carefuh Jelkie.
Jelkie: Oh Baba thank you! I was scared because it was so yucky it would be bad. I love you Baba thank you!
Baba Sex: Is okai Jelkie. Baba luv yu! Yu come si Baba suuuuun. Baba go shoppink vid Mama tudai. Ai vish vi could go li tree genarayshun. (Everytime we go shopping, my Mother, Baba and I, we always say how awesome it is to go as three generations.....so cute!)
Jelkie: I know Baba soon. I love you have fun with Mama.
Baba Sex: Okai darlink. I call yu tunigh, tell yu vot Mama bought me. Bye darlink. (Baba ALWAYS gets the goods!)
Jelkie: Bye my beautiful Baba.
END OF TRANSMISSION
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