Jelkie bad dream

I had a dream last night.

It was gross.

I dreamt about maggot's eating an African woman's body.

I'm traumatised. I'm going to call Baba Sex now....

Baba Sex is my mama's mama. She's great. She's hot. She's really f*cking funny.

Baba Sex got her nickname on my 21st birthday. Baba likes a shot or two, or three, I mean she's no alcoholic, but if you know my drinking bouts....well thats Baba.

So @ my 21st we were having a shot....Quick F*cks were really in back then so I made heaps & eaps of them....

Baba Sex: Vos dis Jelkie? Oh mi Goh, looki diferi kalurs Jelkie....

Jelkie: Yeah Baba its pretty isn't.....ready Baba?

Baba Sex: No vot is cal Jelkie? Oh mi Goh, vot u cal?

Jelkie: Ummmm, a quick.......sex Baba....yes! Quick Sex..

Baba Sex: Jelkie! Baba Sex! U make-a Baba SEX!?????! Oh mi Goh...Zivila! (Cheers!)

and baba had three in a row.....all my friends and I were on the floor dying of laughter, Baba Sex! hahaha So now she's called Baba Sex. Rock on!

Baba Sex told me this is what the dream means:

A black woman is a good dream......meaning good luck. A white woman can mean death or sickness....usually death.

maggot's means that someone is planning on hurting me. But it won't work because the maggot's weren't eating me, they were eating someone else....But I still need to take care so no one curses me.

Sorry if your experiencing the graphics....

Thanks Baba Sex, we love you.