Pt 4 of Jackie stoopid wh*re alien B#tch face mole
Welcome back, the saga continues....
As we stood embracing, Donkey Head excused himself..."Eeeeeee Ooooh"
"Alright Donkey Head, see ya later."
And off Donkey Head went, into the sunset.
You see, Donkey Head has a habit of showing up at random moments, he likes to save the day, be the hero and then disappear again.
Wotever. I mean I don't REALLY understand him anyway....
Anyway....Off I go in search of freedom, in search of salvation, in search of a REAL woman to love, a REAL woman to love me, and a set of steak knives from Cash & Carry.
Ahead in the distance I can hear the rumble of a V8 engine......"That can't be a ch-ch-ch-ch....ARGER?!!!! OMG IT IS!"
From around the bend comes the HOTTEST V8 Charger, BLACK in colour, the HOTTEST thing on four wheels...("please be a hot chick, please be a hot chick")......I sang to myself while I was trying not to pee my pants in excitement.
The Charger comes straight for me...."Should I move?" I thought aloud...The charger's speeding up now.. "oh crap!"
.......BANG!
I wake up in a moving room, its all twirling in fluro colours. Like I mean its SPINNING. I'm in some kind of space ship...I know this because I look outside and all I can see is stars and planets and shizzle.
A man with red hair is approaching me, he's wearing a lab coat, I am pretending to be asleep still but I forgot to close my eyes...crap!
"I si u ev avaken my litel vun...Huhlo, my nem is Doctar Carret Hed. I em here to monitar your busim grote..."
"Are you telling me, that your name is Doctor Carrot Head and you are here monitoring my bossom growth?" I said in amazement and horror.
"Yis. Dis vun iz korekt....said The doctor.
Oh shizzle, jizzle and ma fizzle.......Why did the charger run me over, but not hurt me?
Why wasn't there a hot chick in the car?
Why is the Doctor speaking like this
And WHY ARE THEY MONITORING MY BOOBIES?
"AAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHH!"
to be continued......
As we stood embracing, Donkey Head excused himself..."Eeeeeee Ooooh"
"Alright Donkey Head, see ya later."
And off Donkey Head went, into the sunset.
You see, Donkey Head has a habit of showing up at random moments, he likes to save the day, be the hero and then disappear again.
Wotever. I mean I don't REALLY understand him anyway....
Anyway....Off I go in search of freedom, in search of salvation, in search of a REAL woman to love, a REAL woman to love me, and a set of steak knives from Cash & Carry.
Ahead in the distance I can hear the rumble of a V8 engine......"That can't be a ch-ch-ch-ch....ARGER?!!!! OMG IT IS!"
From around the bend comes the HOTTEST V8 Charger, BLACK in colour, the HOTTEST thing on four wheels...("please be a hot chick, please be a hot chick")......I sang to myself while I was trying not to pee my pants in excitement.
The Charger comes straight for me...."Should I move?" I thought aloud...The charger's speeding up now.. "oh crap!"
.......BANG!
I wake up in a moving room, its all twirling in fluro colours. Like I mean its SPINNING. I'm in some kind of space ship...I know this because I look outside and all I can see is stars and planets and shizzle.
A man with red hair is approaching me, he's wearing a lab coat, I am pretending to be asleep still but I forgot to close my eyes...crap!
"I si u ev avaken my litel vun...Huhlo, my nem is Doctar Carret Hed. I em here to monitar your busim grote..."
"Are you telling me, that your name is Doctor Carrot Head and you are here monitoring my bossom growth?" I said in amazement and horror.
"Yis. Dis vun iz korekt....said The doctor.
Oh shizzle, jizzle and ma fizzle.......Why did the charger run me over, but not hurt me?
Why wasn't there a hot chick in the car?
Why is the Doctor speaking like this
And WHY ARE THEY MONITORING MY BOOBIES?
"AAAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHH!"
to be continued......
posted by Jelkie at 5:01 PM
4 Comments:
Jackie's not even in this one!
She's coming Judith.....She's coming....don't you see what's happening here? its the build up....please don't ruin it..AGAIN!
U have me enthawlled...what will happen next? Will donkey head once again save the day? y are your boobies getting monitored...and where the hell is jackie??? no body knows!
well you see yesterday Part 5 was created, but thanks to the reliability of the world wide web, Part 5 was lost. Shame that. It was a juicy one....and it answered ALL of your questions.....ra ha ha ha!
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