Weee wee head Wednesday

Good morning and welcome to weee wee head wednesday.

Weee wee head Wednesday was first founded on a hill in the North Of Adelaide in 1824. Yes, it was.

On this day on a hill in the North Of Adelaide a man called Bingaching-Ding-Ding-A-Doo-Doo-Bum pee'd upside down.

You see, Bingaching-Ding-Ding-A-Doo-Doo-Bum had an arch nemesis called Hatunamaga-Ga-Gigi-Nilebmingau.

For years these men rivaled each other through all genres of dance.

They would call all of the towns people to gather and watch their show downs. Some people say that they were the inventors of such dance movements as "The Melbourne Shuffle", "The Bump 'N' Grind" and the "Shimmie".

One day, after Bingaching-Ding-Ding-A-Doo-Doo-Bum was heading from a dance fuelled battle, he climbed the hill near his home which was otherwise known as "A Hill in the North of Adelaide". He would come to this hill often, to invoke the God of Trance.

On top of this hill Bingaching sat with his eyes closed and his heart open...waiting, listening for a sign, a vision, a beat....

Meanwhile Hatunamaga was conspiring to humiliate Bingaching. He had called all the towns people up the Hill and asked them to hide behind a rock.

Hatunamaga spoke ghostly to Bingaching, pretending to be the God of Trance...."Come my Bingaching, dance for me in a motion on heads.....With arms out like copters of heli's and pee pee's weeing in winds of time......."

"Oki Doki God of Trance....." And Bingaching obliged. He started spinning on his head pissing everywhere.....all the towns people came out from the rock and were watching him.

Everyone was laughing and Hatunamaga felt like Da Man.

But you see, everyone was laughing so hard that they pee'd their pants too.

So Hatunamaga freaked out and ran away because all of his friends pissed themselves.

This is why Adelaide stinks.

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