6 Made Up Useless Facts
Everytime you sneeze you fart
You ARE the Truman Show, it IS real and we are all in on this together
When people accidentally spit on you your head can fall off because of the acidic content in their syliva x the oil/sweat you emit = DISASTER
Break dancing was invented when a man's balls caught on fire in a goating accident
Half deaf people hear better then people with 100% hearing....this is actually true, it was proven on Friday night by Doctor Judas Priest herself
If you pee in your bed over the age of 15 your still actually a baby
You ARE the Truman Show, it IS real and we are all in on this together
When people accidentally spit on you your head can fall off because of the acidic content in their syliva x the oil/sweat you emit = DISASTER
Break dancing was invented when a man's balls caught on fire in a goating accident
Half deaf people hear better then people with 100% hearing....this is actually true, it was proven on Friday night by Doctor Judas Priest herself
If you pee in your bed over the age of 15 your still actually a baby
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