Pt 5 Once were Jackiers
I was freaking out big time! I mean, what on earth have I done during my little life to deserve such karma?
I have to think of a plan....I MUST get out of here!
Think, think, think!...........Okay, so I'm strapped down on a table with electric cups on my boobies....how the fizzle do I get out of this one?
"Ehscuz mi litel Jelkie.....I vud li to introduce yu toa laydi fren yu mai met bifore...Herr nem Shackie....yu remembar her?"
And in walked the bitch that f*cked my life up and put my boobies in danger......I watch her as she enters the room....my Lord! what on earth was I thinking?
"Hi Adventurous Jelkie, it's been a while hasn't it?" She says walking over to me in heels and a very short nurses outfit......
"Um, err yeah, hey Jackie, you seem to look a little less alien today....did you get your hair cut?" I thru back at her sarcastically...
"Huh....think your funny do you?" With saying this Jackie's green 4 mtr tongue whipped out of her mouth, slapping me violently on my face...."Who's been a bad girl? Hey.....little Jelkie.....Who's been a bad girl?...."
What on earth do you say to someone when they ask you this question in some S&M gone alien wrong style sexual thing? I had n-othing to say. I just lay there, in shock....
Finally I muttered......"Well Jackie I think you should save your energy for later....." She seemed to like this....During the moments of my shock I decided I would seduce HER into untying me by any means necessary....Just as long as no one back home knew of my movements ...hehehe, movements..... with the alien lady.
"Eskuz mi, I liv yu tu tu it." The wrong eyed Doctor Carrot Head said.....
"Well now I have you all to myself little legs Jelkie....My little adventurer.....Ohhhhh, poor little legs is all tied up....diddems...."
(Where in God's name did she get little legs from ?)
"Ah, um, yeah Jackie.....I think you should untie me....just so I can ummm, well, arrrrgh, come on huni, untie me.." Jeebus! I was so scared.....I so didn't want to be violated by a lesbian like this, especially not a alien lesbian.....those tongues could cause major damage......and I need my small intestine!
"Okay little Jelkie...." She moved over and untied my legs first. Then one hand....And that was enough for me to unleash my wrath!
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaai YA!" I screamed as I flipped myself round, scissor kick style knocking her to the floor......Flipping back over, I untied my other hand....."You stoopid alien hoe......I'll show you for monitoring my boobies and trying to violate my special womans area!"
5mins later Jackie was dead. I killed her.
But, this still didn't explain all of this kufuffle. Like.....Where did she come from?
Why me?
Why did she want to violate my special area?
And....the question still not answered.....Why were my boobies being monitored?
to be continued.
I have to think of a plan....I MUST get out of here!
Think, think, think!...........Okay, so I'm strapped down on a table with electric cups on my boobies....how the fizzle do I get out of this one?
"Ehscuz mi litel Jelkie.....I vud li to introduce yu toa laydi fren yu mai met bifore...Herr nem Shackie....yu remembar her?"
And in walked the bitch that f*cked my life up and put my boobies in danger......I watch her as she enters the room....my Lord! what on earth was I thinking?
"Hi Adventurous Jelkie, it's been a while hasn't it?" She says walking over to me in heels and a very short nurses outfit......
"Um, err yeah, hey Jackie, you seem to look a little less alien today....did you get your hair cut?" I thru back at her sarcastically...
"Huh....think your funny do you?" With saying this Jackie's green 4 mtr tongue whipped out of her mouth, slapping me violently on my face...."Who's been a bad girl? Hey.....little Jelkie.....Who's been a bad girl?...."
What on earth do you say to someone when they ask you this question in some S&M gone alien wrong style sexual thing? I had n-othing to say. I just lay there, in shock....
Finally I muttered......"Well Jackie I think you should save your energy for later....." She seemed to like this....During the moments of my shock I decided I would seduce HER into untying me by any means necessary....Just as long as no one back home knew of my movements ...hehehe, movements..... with the alien lady.
"Eskuz mi, I liv yu tu tu it." The wrong eyed Doctor Carrot Head said.....
"Well now I have you all to myself little legs Jelkie....My little adventurer.....Ohhhhh, poor little legs is all tied up....diddems...."
(Where in God's name did she get little legs from ?)
"Ah, um, yeah Jackie.....I think you should untie me....just so I can ummm, well, arrrrgh, come on huni, untie me.." Jeebus! I was so scared.....I so didn't want to be violated by a lesbian like this, especially not a alien lesbian.....those tongues could cause major damage......and I need my small intestine!
"Okay little Jelkie...." She moved over and untied my legs first. Then one hand....And that was enough for me to unleash my wrath!
"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaai YA!" I screamed as I flipped myself round, scissor kick style knocking her to the floor......Flipping back over, I untied my other hand....."You stoopid alien hoe......I'll show you for monitoring my boobies and trying to violate my special womans area!"
5mins later Jackie was dead. I killed her.
But, this still didn't explain all of this kufuffle. Like.....Where did she come from?
Why me?
Why did she want to violate my special area?
And....the question still not answered.....Why were my boobies being monitored?
to be continued.
posted by Jelkie at 5:18 PM
6 Comments:
This is the longest, probably most dysfunctional, dream I've ever heard...
who said it was a DREAM
Ummm... you did?
Lidl Legs was my dog's first name. :(
Liddel legs is the nickname for Vira's cat with three legs. Kristen named it...oooooh!
Liddel legs hop a lot
oh man! how will these questions be answered if not from Jackie herself...the suspense is killing me
Post a Comment
<< Home