Thank You, SuperNatural
Good morning.
I would like to take this opportunity to thank SuperNatural which is on @ 9:30pm Monday nights on 10.
Thank you, SuperNatural for last nights episode on crazie killer bugs, sent to destroy the white man who set up home and house on the Native American Indian's burial grounds.
I would like to inform you that my dreams were very very scarey and for most of the night, was tossing and turning, trying to get the bee's out of my hair....again.
Now, if anyone's read my pre menstrual entry, you'd know I have had an incident with killer bee's and honey in my hair once before.
Now, although this may not have happened in real life, it happened in a hullicination I once had while I was experimenting with ummm, satay chicken. Yes. Satay Chicken.
After my first encounter with killer bee's I'd prayed to the mighty Lord Jesus Christ to save me from damnation and release my soul from the evil wrath of the bee's God who's name I was told by the Queen Bee Betty the Biter.....was Kenneth the Killer.....eeeeeeeewwwwww.
And as my girlfriend is arranging for the special people to come and take me away once more, I would like to also extend my gratitude to the Lord Jesus Christ....Thanks Jesus. Thanks for nufin. Thanks for making me believe that I could overcome the bee's. Thanks for making me all crazie with fear.
Thanks for leaving me in my darkest hour......"But My child......I did not ever leave you in your darkest hour...."
"Lord....is that you?"
"Yes my Jelkie, it is I. Jesus the carpenter."
"But Lord, when I was wondering down St Kilda Beach this morning, I needed you most and you weren't there for me."
"Ah my Jelkie, but when you were walking on that syringe ridden sand bare foot, did you notice how many footprints were in the sand?"
"Yes Lord, I saw only one set of footprints....I remember because I had to keep looking out for syringes....."
"Yes My child.....you see....it was at this time I carried you my Jelkie....Don't lose faith in the Jebus."
......................................satay chicken....
I would like to take this opportunity to thank SuperNatural which is on @ 9:30pm Monday nights on 10.
Thank you, SuperNatural for last nights episode on crazie killer bugs, sent to destroy the white man who set up home and house on the Native American Indian's burial grounds.
I would like to inform you that my dreams were very very scarey and for most of the night, was tossing and turning, trying to get the bee's out of my hair....again.
Now, if anyone's read my pre menstrual entry, you'd know I have had an incident with killer bee's and honey in my hair once before.
Now, although this may not have happened in real life, it happened in a hullicination I once had while I was experimenting with ummm, satay chicken. Yes. Satay Chicken.
After my first encounter with killer bee's I'd prayed to the mighty Lord Jesus Christ to save me from damnation and release my soul from the evil wrath of the bee's God who's name I was told by the Queen Bee Betty the Biter.....was Kenneth the Killer.....eeeeeeeewwwwww.
And as my girlfriend is arranging for the special people to come and take me away once more, I would like to also extend my gratitude to the Lord Jesus Christ....Thanks Jesus. Thanks for nufin. Thanks for making me believe that I could overcome the bee's. Thanks for making me all crazie with fear.
Thanks for leaving me in my darkest hour......"But My child......I did not ever leave you in your darkest hour...."
"Lord....is that you?"
"Yes my Jelkie, it is I. Jesus the carpenter."
"But Lord, when I was wondering down St Kilda Beach this morning, I needed you most and you weren't there for me."
"Ah my Jelkie, but when you were walking on that syringe ridden sand bare foot, did you notice how many footprints were in the sand?"
"Yes Lord, I saw only one set of footprints....I remember because I had to keep looking out for syringes....."
"Yes My child.....you see....it was at this time I carried you my Jelkie....Don't lose faith in the Jebus."
......................................satay chicken....
posted by Jelkie at 1:01 PM
2 Comments:
I thought maybe you would have seen all the ads for it and chose not to watch it.
I wanted to watch 'Cold Case' but stupid Eddie Maguire was still on.
So I had to watch Geena Davis. Blah.
ewww, stoopid americans.
I saw the adds but I thought I could be strong....hmmm
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