PORK THE NEW WEIGHT LOSS FOOD
Firstly, I would just like to confirm that I have been on the floor in our apartment ALL weekend, thanks to an almost fatal couple of Pork Skewers on had on a particular night, at a particular venue.
I felt the effects of the evil Porks salmonellerie bliss almost instantly, my little sensitive tummy almost had a heart attack and my heart almost shat itself.
Hehehe, i got it all upside there.
Well, let me tell you.....if your looking to lose a couple of kg's here and there, or maybe just 10kgs......go and get yourself some pork, leave it out in the sun, bring it back inside, chuck it in the freezer...do this for at least 14 days if your looking to lose more then 7 - 10 kgs.......and then WALLAH!
Cook er' up and eat it! all of it now, don't be tight.......wait a couple of hours, perhaps not even that long....have a loo near by and away you go!
Two days later......two sizes lighter.
Aaaahhhhh, thank you pork!
I felt the effects of the evil Porks salmonellerie bliss almost instantly, my little sensitive tummy almost had a heart attack and my heart almost shat itself.
Hehehe, i got it all upside there.
Well, let me tell you.....if your looking to lose a couple of kg's here and there, or maybe just 10kgs......go and get yourself some pork, leave it out in the sun, bring it back inside, chuck it in the freezer...do this for at least 14 days if your looking to lose more then 7 - 10 kgs.......and then WALLAH!
Cook er' up and eat it! all of it now, don't be tight.......wait a couple of hours, perhaps not even that long....have a loo near by and away you go!
Two days later......two sizes lighter.
Aaaahhhhh, thank you pork!
posted by Jelkie at 1:50 PM
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