Pt 3 of Jack Jack Jackie:
And the lights were burning my retina's still at this moment where we continue the story....
And there she was, my once were warrior of hearty hearts, melting before me and yet not in the way that I once desired.
She reached for me with 4 arms and googley eyes...Yes my Jackie had turned Wackie, a wackie wackie alien god dam!
I was freaking out man, I think I even did a number one in my pants. I looked around frantically searching for a safe place to piss bolt to but alas, I was unable to move...."Why didn't I bring my aluminum foil laser guns?" I screamed into the heavens, for it was not like me to EVER leave home without them....and then I remembered I removed them because I didn't want my desire to think I was weird and plus I need room for the watermelon.
Ah! Thats it! I can throw the watermelon at this 4 armed crazie alien thing and make a run for it! YES! (80's yes with the arm pull in, also seen in Napoleon Dynamite...)
"Take this you ugly oversized alien crazie woman thing type, whatever the fizzle you are!" KA BOW!
And seeds and stuff went EVERYWHERE!
Suddenly in the watermelon lip smacker tasting daze I was in, I saw a clear path so decided to go for it.....
"Run run run!" I screamed out loud, so my 3 other personalities could catch up to me....
"Okay, okay, okay!" they shouted back!
"Running running running,
feels like your running forever,
but when you stop and turn around
you realise your on comon ground...."
"Shhhhh I begged my alter ego Franjelka......shhhhhh!"
Finally she shut up, and we were all running at an even pace.....
Suddenly in the midst of our running, we heard a very familiar call.
"EEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOH!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOH!"
"I know that call"....I said under my breath....."That is the call of my Spirit Guide Totem Animal Donkey Head!"
I turned around (because my other personalities had finally gone to sleep, or other words, I took my medication...) and there he was smiling at me!
"Oh Donkey Head!" I screamed with delight
"EEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOH!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOH!"
And there we stood embracing for what felt like 5 minutes.....
to be continued
And there she was, my once were warrior of hearty hearts, melting before me and yet not in the way that I once desired.
She reached for me with 4 arms and googley eyes...Yes my Jackie had turned Wackie, a wackie wackie alien god dam!
I was freaking out man, I think I even did a number one in my pants. I looked around frantically searching for a safe place to piss bolt to but alas, I was unable to move...."Why didn't I bring my aluminum foil laser guns?" I screamed into the heavens, for it was not like me to EVER leave home without them....and then I remembered I removed them because I didn't want my desire to think I was weird and plus I need room for the watermelon.
Ah! Thats it! I can throw the watermelon at this 4 armed crazie alien thing and make a run for it! YES! (80's yes with the arm pull in, also seen in Napoleon Dynamite...)
"Take this you ugly oversized alien crazie woman thing type, whatever the fizzle you are!" KA BOW!
And seeds and stuff went EVERYWHERE!
Suddenly in the watermelon lip smacker tasting daze I was in, I saw a clear path so decided to go for it.....
"Run run run!" I screamed out loud, so my 3 other personalities could catch up to me....
"Okay, okay, okay!" they shouted back!
"Running running running,
feels like your running forever,
but when you stop and turn around
you realise your on comon ground...."
"Shhhhh I begged my alter ego Franjelka......shhhhhh!"
Finally she shut up, and we were all running at an even pace.....
Suddenly in the midst of our running, we heard a very familiar call.
"EEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOH!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOH!"
"I know that call"....I said under my breath....."That is the call of my Spirit Guide Totem Animal Donkey Head!"
I turned around (because my other personalities had finally gone to sleep, or other words, I took my medication...) and there he was smiling at me!
"Oh Donkey Head!" I screamed with delight
"EEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOH!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOH!"
And there we stood embracing for what felt like 5 minutes.....
to be continued
posted by Jelkie at 5:07 PM
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