No we are not guilty for the following:
-Breaking fences
-Stealing sake (4ltrs)
-Causing a riot @ karaoke whilst singing "We're not gona take it!...."
-Causing a punch up between skanks wearing WHITE pants *shudders*
-Ripping the tree out of the garden in front of the Marriot?
-Loosing a keg
-Throwing beer bottles @ Detectives
-Drinking pube infested beer
-Throwing the ManCat violently
-Pelting crates down alleys
Who said Specibum & Jelkie even left their homes.....? Maybe I could make a story out of these accusations?
-Stealing sake (4ltrs)
-Causing a riot @ karaoke whilst singing "We're not gona take it!...."
-Causing a punch up between skanks wearing WHITE pants *shudders*
-Ripping the tree out of the garden in front of the Marriot?
-Loosing a keg
-Throwing beer bottles @ Detectives
-Drinking pube infested beer
-Throwing the ManCat violently
-Pelting crates down alleys
Who said Specibum & Jelkie even left their homes.....? Maybe I could make a story out of these accusations?
posted by Jelkie at 5:21 PM
4 Comments:
Some might say that blogging is a form of admission...
My citizenry forbids me to play with you outside of the confines of someone's house.
Unless, of course, you want to visit me in Nauru.
Meanwhile, they have Twisted Sister at karaoke?!?!
yes.....at this particular karaoke....or so they say
That was my attempt at entrapment.
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