Danger! Beware! Troll Gods are coming...again

I have just received word that a group of hungry Troll Gods are making their way right NOW through the under ground tunnels of the world.

They are coming to Melbourne for the Commonwealth Games. At first I asked the question everyone else asks when they hear of people from different countries or planets, coming to the Commonwealth Games...."Why on earth would you?"

There is NO excuse for people coming abroad, but the Troll Gods have great reason to.

They are coming to abduct Cathy Freeman, and make her their Troll God Goddess.

We must all join forces and combine a strength to deter the Troll Gods from capturing our Cath Cath Cathy.

Please do not take this threat lightly. They do mean business.

Last time they abducted Olivia Newton John's husband because they needed a new admin. assistant....and he is still missing today.

Still not enough to convince you to protect Australia's greatest asset on two legs, dressed in polyester?

The pope did not die. No, he was in a paranoid coma. You see, they drugged him to "seem" like he died, but when they "burried" him he woke up and they shuttle-ported him to their base in the Galaxy and made him their new Hindu God.

So there.

That should be more then enough to convince you.

Good luck.

And Good Bye.