Jackie likes it wackie

So, the story continues, despite Supermookie's attempts to destroy my story telling time....oh sorry, SUPRE hehehe! *LOVES*

And so upon a mountain top we sat, holding each other hand in hand.

Jackie turned to me with a twinkle in her eye and a red rash on her face (which I initially thought to be her blushing, turned out to be hives), anyhoo.....Jackie turned to me in a swirl of comotion and whispered in my ear...."Adventurous Jelkie, I've long since waited to share a moment with you. A moment much like this.....A moment that is far away from any humans...."

I looked at Jackie in a confused daze. What did she mean by "a moment that is far away from any humans...."

I quickly forgot what I was thinking because all of a sudden Jackie was moving in closer to me, her breath got heavier and I began to sweat.

"Oh Jackie" I said in a trembling voice "what, I, I , I...."

Jackie shushed me and began licking her finger, with a tongue not quite like any I've seen before....I quickly ignored this as her finger started tracing down her collar bones.....Jeezus Jackie had me going.....She came in closer, a little closer, opened her mouth up a little.....and began to emit a noise from her nasal passage so horrendus, I began projectile vomitting all over her.

She was singing me a song?! But why was it making me sick? Was my love not great enough to see past her inadequacies? I saw past the tongue didn't I?

All of a sudden I saw these flashing lights roaming around....I knew I was in shite....but I also knew Jackie was older then 18 so I was fine......

The lights were coming closer, Jackie had stopped singing, but now she'd started to melt......her skin was falling off, she was turning into a..a...a....a

TO BE CONTINUED