Its Friday and............

I would just like to commend the company I am currently employed with, for providing such brilliant internet connection.

My social life is almost screwed. How am I to live with my emails being delivered 4 hours after I send them. AND may I add that everyone else is going fine with their inbox's.....so why me?

"Good morning supremookie, how are you?"

"Well thanks jelkie Joe Joe, did you drink last night, its the evening....."

Some say it could be because I've sent and received 50 emails before lunch.....but you know it's not my fault the public love me....and anyway. I do heaps of work. My social life motivates me to perform better in the office.

wank wank.....
yeah right.

Anyhoo.

This is my shit list for the week, coz there are no Jackie is so Wackie updates to report (remember that bitch is dead?!.....I know, I know, I still have to escape...wotever)

SHIT LIST, WEEK ENDING 17/03/06:

- 246 Bus in the afternoon is coming 30mins late everyday & taking 45mins to get to my house from Commercial Rd....not that I work on Commercial Rd...anyway

- Still feeling the effects of the Pork poisoning, cost me one day off work unpaid and rendering me almost completely unable to keep my food down

- Being accused of stinking out the whole side of my building with my Mortadella sandwiches.....this brought back painful childhood memories from the age of 5 - 25.....I can't help it that I need garlic and animal products to survive....go eat a stack of DEVON you tacky non-euros...(is that safe?)

- Lost wasn't on last night, instead they had this farken ridiculous show about the end of the world.
Like yeah! we haven't seen that one before, or heard the story line, or seen the hot chick turn into an alien, or had to vomit on ourselves because the acting's so bad you could have got the guys from the wiggles to do it better -at least they would have gotten a logie for that shit.

- I saw a man fall off his bike this morning and I didn't even laugh.
I'd like to take this moment back because it shites me. I want to be able to walk right up to him lying there in the gutter on Johnson/Hoddle and laugh at him, taunting him about being crap at stuff. Yeah, that would have been nice.

Thank you thank you thank you.

Shit list completed.

Now I will venture on and abroard, enjoying what the weekend has in stall for me.

Tonight its off to the Star to check out the chicks dressed as men.

geeez, is it just me or is my blog getting to sound a little too supremookie?

C-ya wouldn't wanna b-ya