Happy Happy 100th Blog_Post-Yo

What better way to celebrate the 100th Post then a trip to Eastlands!!!!

jelkie + miska = SILLY + Eastlands = CRAZie MOFO MOjO FOOTLONG YO

And so it began with a beep of the horn, a knock at the door and a BING-BONG! of the door bell..........

Wakie wakie hands off snakie....snakie's a tool yo - gross

So Bing Bong! Mika to the Mik-Mika-Miska picks me up in the yellow submarine....weeeeeeeeee! Off to Eastlands we go.

Can I tell you....the drive "out there" is just absolutely amazink. It is both stunning and superb. The general feeling within me, concerning the scenery out to Eastlands is best described in a monologue, taken from the made for tv movie Boy In the Plastic Bubble staring John Travolta:

Johnny T:"So are you going with anyone?"

Girly Girl:"Who says I'm going with anyone?"

JT:"I dunno...." *Looks away sheepishly

G: "Hey, press your face up against the plastic.........."

Our mission of the day was to visit the Ky (the wife of the misk) and get free footlong's on BOGOF day at the subs to the ways.

We arrived in the East of Lands with grumbling stomachs, 15mins after sitting down with our footlong's, we were done.

Whilst eating we people-watched.

Now, some might say this was a little daring of us, to consume food whilst checking out da locals yo. However the general obesity seemed to motivate us to eat more and to eat it quickly - mostly due to the fact that we didn't want to get rolled for our roast chickie subs.

And this IS a common occurrence in the hinter hinter land-east.

So we cruised and per-oooooozed.

We taunted and teased.

We WERE taunted and teased.

We abused the staff at Starbucks.

We farted next to groups of people.

All in all it was a great day.

What made it better was Hammer time in the yellow submarine.

Ohhhhh the good old days....STOP HAMMER TIME! (yo?)

Next adventural : Werribe Plaza

This time it'll be detailed yo