Adventurals-a-Go-Go!
It started with me consuming a whole entire large pizza....It ended with Finding Nemo - he's great thanks....but we're still searching for my mind....
What happened in between was both interesting and mildly entertaining. Actually, heaps of stuff happened but I only really feel like elaborating a little. Partly because I'm not certain if all the rest was real. hmmph! I know a camel was involved at some point though. True story.
Charltons is officially my new favorite karaoke (spell check?) bar in the world.
It's so wrong is right.
Jan was there on Saturday night. A 55yr old teacher who moved two streets away from the primary school she works at, just to be able to go home for quick ciggie breaks.
Jan is hot. Jan doesn't like ecstacy. Totally random comment Jan....But we appreciated it none the less....
She wants to make us chops though. Two weeks in a row for chops offers. Hot
Doona and I attempted to get her to come back to the lesbos mecca mecca for a day party. Jan declined.
Jan also failed to reveal her surname so we could stalk her.
Thanks though Jan. And your welcome for the security guard we hooked you up with. Even if he was our sloppy seconds.
Walking down the side streets of Chinatown we just so happened to encounter two old fat Irish men who had just been evicted from the Elephant and Wheelbarrow. Classy mutha eff's if you ask me....
Long story short, if anyone see's a man walking around with a bruised chin, creds this way thanks. You could also identify him by the following speech pattern: "Kidda-bah! Jah-jiddah bah! Ladies ka-diddah-bah!"
NOTE TO ALL DRUNK FAT MEN: Grabbing women by the shirt will only result in a "neee'h!" right hook to the jaw. Hot N Sexy Yo
Over the course of this weekend I also learnt that breaking into the Northcote pools at 5am in the morning always seems like a great idea at the time, but hooking yourself into barbed wire and developing pneumonia after the swim is NOT much fun.
Show us your bronchial cough. And your boobies
School girl dresses are hot and so are camels.
But not hotter then Donkeys.
Apologies to the 4am jogger who was chased and harassed down the "street" by two weird ladies.
Just because I think I can fly....doesn't mean I can.
And of course, last but not least....Happy mothers day Mama B and Baba Sex. (Baba got wasted yesterday....)
*Loves it*
Thats all.
What happened in between was both interesting and mildly entertaining. Actually, heaps of stuff happened but I only really feel like elaborating a little. Partly because I'm not certain if all the rest was real. hmmph! I know a camel was involved at some point though. True story.
Charltons is officially my new favorite karaoke (spell check?) bar in the world.
It's so wrong is right.
Jan was there on Saturday night. A 55yr old teacher who moved two streets away from the primary school she works at, just to be able to go home for quick ciggie breaks.
Jan is hot. Jan doesn't like ecstacy. Totally random comment Jan....But we appreciated it none the less....
She wants to make us chops though. Two weeks in a row for chops offers. Hot
Doona and I attempted to get her to come back to the lesbos mecca mecca for a day party. Jan declined.
Jan also failed to reveal her surname so we could stalk her.
Thanks though Jan. And your welcome for the security guard we hooked you up with. Even if he was our sloppy seconds.
Walking down the side streets of Chinatown we just so happened to encounter two old fat Irish men who had just been evicted from the Elephant and Wheelbarrow. Classy mutha eff's if you ask me....
Long story short, if anyone see's a man walking around with a bruised chin, creds this way thanks. You could also identify him by the following speech pattern: "Kidda-bah! Jah-jiddah bah! Ladies ka-diddah-bah!"
NOTE TO ALL DRUNK FAT MEN: Grabbing women by the shirt will only result in a "neee'h!" right hook to the jaw. Hot N Sexy Yo
Over the course of this weekend I also learnt that breaking into the Northcote pools at 5am in the morning always seems like a great idea at the time, but hooking yourself into barbed wire and developing pneumonia after the swim is NOT much fun.
Show us your bronchial cough. And your boobies
School girl dresses are hot and so are camels.
But not hotter then Donkeys.
Apologies to the 4am jogger who was chased and harassed down the "street" by two weird ladies.
Just because I think I can fly....doesn't mean I can.
And of course, last but not least....Happy mothers day Mama B and Baba Sex. (Baba got wasted yesterday....)
*Loves it*
Thats all.
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