Melbourne sucks

When it's minus 18 degrees in the morning and the window's busted on the bus, coz they give you the shithouse one, the old one that smells like Dorritos.

And you fuck your hair up because you wear your scarf like a head wrap and you pee your pants to keep you warm.

Golden Shower yo

Golden Shower

When your nose hurts so much all the capillaries go crazie mental crazie and it almost starts to bleed, or so you think, its just falling off really.

When you wear long johns and they make your pants creep up into your bum crack and you walk around all day like that. Coz of course no ones gonna tell ya.

When its so cold you don't want to work but they ask you to get off the IntaIntanet and do some work......ooooopsie daisy