Corporate Killing

What to do when a co-worker annoys you beyond belief?

Oh, what to do God-dee it?! *jelkie begs to the Heavens above*

I have tried, Lord knows I have tried my hardest.

I have breathed, walked, punched the wall. I have coached myself out of much angst and anger, yet it has all failed oh so miserably.

Today and yesterday have been the hardest days so far.

My PMS is no doubt helping the problem. Evening Primrose please?

I have retired from working as a result of the chronic pain in my side, the torment I had been subject to and the ANNOYANCE which is "RAW" as shesh and I have come to call "IT".

The time is 15:37pm and I have exactly 23mins left till I leave this place.

Thank FUCK!

I'm really really over it.

So to entertain all those in Blog-land and to release some tension from my weary and tired shoulders, here is a list of ways that I believe I can get rid of the old bat:

Throw a chair at "IT"

Fart bombs (although this would affect me as I sit near "IT")

Plead Torets Syndrome and scream Cunt Face Mole at "IT" at random moments

Trip "IT" down the stairs and say it was an accident

Spit Mandarin seeds at "IT" in the lunchroom

Just spit in general at "IT"

Tell "IT" that while she was out the MD rang and said "IT" was a Stupid Dickhead and that "IT" has been fired

Lace "IT's" Cuppa Soups with LSD so "IT" trips out and gets the sack for being under the influence of prohibited substances

Hmmmm. I feel heaps better. Thanks though.

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