Lost! FLuffy white cat. Answers to the name Fluffy

Have you seen my cat?

Last time I saw my cat it was in the bushes near the coffee table, across the hall from the washing machine.

Down the road from the Hardware Store.

Up the street from my car.

The car I lost when I went out for a cheeseburger.

Happy Meal land a go-go.

Meh.

If anyone has any good excuses for me to go home early today, please forward them to me.

Pillow?