Pre Menstrual Work Ethical Tension
I HATE IT WHEN:
Your making your lunch in the tea room and people put their noses in your lunch, "Oooooh, wots dat?" "Ooooooh, smells good...." Ooooh fuck off!
When people see that you have 2 x sandwiches and they say "Ooooh, my! And where do you put that?" Oh derrrr Fred! In ma fucken belly, where the hell do you think FATTY?! It is NOT my fault your fat because you eat fried chicken every night and have heart disease. WALK! go on! I dare ya! go for a walk! I'll give you a dimmie if ya do!
When people see you walking with your food and they say "Hey! thanks for that - you shouldn't have!" Yeah dickhead I didn't! Get your eyes off my tuna and stop breathing on my lunch!
When people see that you have your hands full and don't hold the security doors open for you, even though every other time your to-ing and fro-ing they hold it open for you....Yeah thanks though
Your eating at your desk to get away from the people in the tea room and other people stand behind you, watching you eat....just watching......juuuuuuuuuust watching
Your eating at your desk and you KNOW they are watching and a big peice of lettuce comes out of your sandwich and sticks out of your mouth, then the people watching you see and they chuckle openly, thus creating a paranoia with your sandwich eating skills, thus making it even harder to eat freely at your work station
People read your blog entries before they are published, because your blogging on your lunch break and they are still standing behind you....reading about how much it irritates you when they watch you eat and stuff
People that irritate you are nice to you and it makes you feel bad, because 5mins ago you were bitching about how dumb they are, and then they're nice to you and you feel terrible because you were really really nasty and the person you were bitching to about how dumb the dumb person is - is watching and thinking, my God! what an arsehole, she's so nice to her! Yeah, yeah we're all guilty of this one....
When you want chocolate. When you need chocolate. When you CRAVE chocolate, but you can't have any because if YOU eat chocolate they're all gonna say, "Gee, where do ya put that?" and "Oooooh watch it, you might actually put on weight" and "OOOOOOoooooh what? You letting yourself go now"..........Yeah, yes I'm letting myself go. One Snickers is NOT going to blow my waistline out of proportion and qualify me for Australia's Biggest Looser....yeah
thank you.
Your making your lunch in the tea room and people put their noses in your lunch, "Oooooh, wots dat?" "Ooooooh, smells good...." Ooooh fuck off!
When people see that you have 2 x sandwiches and they say "Ooooh, my! And where do you put that?" Oh derrrr Fred! In ma fucken belly, where the hell do you think FATTY?! It is NOT my fault your fat because you eat fried chicken every night and have heart disease. WALK! go on! I dare ya! go for a walk! I'll give you a dimmie if ya do!
When people see you walking with your food and they say "Hey! thanks for that - you shouldn't have!" Yeah dickhead I didn't! Get your eyes off my tuna and stop breathing on my lunch!
When people see that you have your hands full and don't hold the security doors open for you, even though every other time your to-ing and fro-ing they hold it open for you....Yeah thanks though
Your eating at your desk to get away from the people in the tea room and other people stand behind you, watching you eat....just watching......juuuuuuuuuust watching
Your eating at your desk and you KNOW they are watching and a big peice of lettuce comes out of your sandwich and sticks out of your mouth, then the people watching you see and they chuckle openly, thus creating a paranoia with your sandwich eating skills, thus making it even harder to eat freely at your work station
People read your blog entries before they are published, because your blogging on your lunch break and they are still standing behind you....reading about how much it irritates you when they watch you eat and stuff
People that irritate you are nice to you and it makes you feel bad, because 5mins ago you were bitching about how dumb they are, and then they're nice to you and you feel terrible because you were really really nasty and the person you were bitching to about how dumb the dumb person is - is watching and thinking, my God! what an arsehole, she's so nice to her! Yeah, yeah we're all guilty of this one....
When you want chocolate. When you need chocolate. When you CRAVE chocolate, but you can't have any because if YOU eat chocolate they're all gonna say, "Gee, where do ya put that?" and "Oooooh watch it, you might actually put on weight" and "OOOOOOoooooh what? You letting yourself go now"..........Yeah, yes I'm letting myself go. One Snickers is NOT going to blow my waistline out of proportion and qualify me for Australia's Biggest Looser....yeah
thank you.
posted by Jelkie at 6:56 PM
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