The Recorder

Happy 95th Blog yo!

I'm going to have a 100th Blog Entry party to celebrate 100 blogs of random crap-dribble.

Yeah!

Well, what can I say?

I have plenty to say, I'll have you know that..But because I slept in and I just got into work, I'll keep it as brief as possible for the moment.

Recorders.

The Recorder is an amazing musical instrument.

It is sexy, it sounds sexy and if I were to ever have my RockStar dream come true, it would be to play Lead Recorder in the Richard Marx Tribute Band, which Miska and I are currently working on putting together.

I would play and sing.

Sing and play.

Dance the night away, yeah yeah.

So anyway, the Recorder's hot.

Did you know that in Australia, over 38,000 Ukelaylies(SpellChekc?!) are sold/purchased each year?

I say buy a Recorder, make it the most purchased musical instrumentay in Australia, then we'll write our relatives in the never-never's and get them to buy some.

Then one day the Recorder will take over the world.

Lets dooooooooit!

I'm going to be working on some "Buy a Recorder for International Recorder Day" pins, badges, placards and billboards over the weekend.

Look out for them on Punt Rd.

So, the Recorder was invented in 200BC. (pls see pic above for a Recorder visualay)

A woman called Josqualie carved one out of wood while she waited for her husband to invent the wheel.

He didn't invent the wheel you see, so she had all this time to spend hanging out around the river in the BC.

Back then Dragons and Pirates ruled the Earth and little little rabbit men walked freely and proud.

They looked like the rabbit in Donnie Darko.

Actually, the Donnie Darko rabbit is a descendant of the little little rabbit men.

More on that another day. And more on the Dragons and Pirates I say!

So she made the Recorder, and played it a lot. She played it so much, she played heaps and eaps....

The end.

For now....ra-HAHAHAAAAAAAAAR!