I had a dream last night....
Good morning and welcome to another day in the life of a Jelkie.
Today I awoke in a sweat.
Not only did I smell like onions from perspiring so intensly during my slumber, I woke up.........with her name on my lips.
She came to me in whispers at first, and then in pounding bass lines....I fell for her in an instant....
She comes from a land of one hit wonders, she hails from a kingdom quite unlike any other ever wittnessed during these times....her name, is, Jackie.
And she's wack wack wackie.
More on this later, I just discovered I am the only person in my team who is not away "Sick" today.....i say, sick mayte, sure you are........
STAY TUNED FOR PART TO OF "I had a dream last night....."
Today I awoke in a sweat.
Not only did I smell like onions from perspiring so intensly during my slumber, I woke up.........with her name on my lips.
She came to me in whispers at first, and then in pounding bass lines....I fell for her in an instant....
She comes from a land of one hit wonders, she hails from a kingdom quite unlike any other ever wittnessed during these times....her name, is, Jackie.
And she's wack wack wackie.
More on this later, I just discovered I am the only person in my team who is not away "Sick" today.....i say, sick mayte, sure you are........
STAY TUNED FOR PART TO OF "I had a dream last night....."
posted by Jelkie at 1:11 PM
7 Comments:
I am sorry, i meant TWO and not TO...blame the ESL - they FAILED! they FAAAAILED!
Did Jackie touch your soul in the candlelight?
Did Jackie make you lose control in the heat of the night?
I think you're suffering from 'Bitch is Black' withdrawals.
Meanwhile, I didn't know Lisa Stansfield sang this.
JUDAS! YOUR ruining my story!
I'm sorry, jelkie... :(
Yeah well, i might as well move onto my review of george michael's new line of fashion...that also came to me in a dream....god damn Judas.....
George Michael has a new line of fashion?
Go on...
please stop ruining my punch lines and suprises judith......how on earth am i supposed to keep my audience hangin?
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