sshhhh it's quiet

and that's how we like it


cut the veggies
pick the eggs up

water the gardens
pull the weeds out

wear a flannie all the time

check the water level
empty the wheel barrow

chop the wood
have a cup of tea

fix the hole in the fence where the fox gets through
put a trap in the other one

have a shower watch the water turn brown
not too long under because of water restrictions

sit down on the balcony
read a book till the sun goes down

put the fire on
put the trackies on

heaven

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i visit baba sex this evening. am not really looking forward to it.

it could be because i am allergic to croatians over 58years of age



they do the complaining thing about EVERYTHING....example: (insert croatian accent)

kud u belif dat de tuuuna vas .05c cheeeepa et voolworthsa - so i gota de tuuuuna, tuk him bek an aski refun - i cally dem commo bastards, ov kurse

ahhh i tinki i ava veri bed illness
what kind of illeness is that?
ooooh veri bad veri bad
yes, so what kind of illness?
i dunno, but veri bad
could you explain your symptoms baba?
ahhhh yes very hurti in the bum
...........




off to baba's i go.