Wednesday, July 07, 2010

oh crap stix

worst case scenario.....being out bush amongst a population of 1000 people is NOT being attacked and left for dead - my loved ones left to ponder what happened to me....no no...

worst case scenario is that my hair dryer will die out here.

it started cutting out. honestly, if my hair dryer dies, i seriously think i will have to break my contract.

what will i do without root boosting hot air flowing through my locks?

flat hair a no-no...and i can not donn a beanie two days in a row...thats just like wearing your socks two days in a row - not ok (even if you do turn them inside out)

this morning i thought that perhaps the post office (that is also the bank, the mobile phone dealer, the confectionery store, the video store, the semi-supermarket and local gossip shop) could have one on hand, then i remembered memorising their product line the other day

the product line consisted of:
4 x shredders of toshiba brand

7 x printers, also of toshiba branding
tin tea sets x 3

googly eye sets - appeared to be in possession of at least 12 sets

and a whole lot of other random stuff that you could NOT possibly need/use or want in the australian outback

fingers crossed this blower lasts another week and a half - otherwise, this lifeless haired jelkie may be on a plane home (where the fuck is that?) sometime soon.

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