butch (ah) jelkie

after pondering over the butcher conversation......i've come to the following conclusion:

what if they meant the tall skinny blond butch-girl
and NOT
the tall skinny blond butcher

i'm mortified
embarrassed
horrified
perplexed

what would have given them the impression that i was butch?

surely extremely feminine women chop trees down, empty rubbish bins, fix gutters, walk on roofs, play soccer, put together beds and chop up fire wood ALL THE TIME!!

i learnt all that stuff at my june dally watkins deportment school anyway so if they want to get all la-di-dah i will bust out my devonshire tea moves on them - that will really fuck them up

wtf is wrong with everyone...........??

ps: all the fatty's have started going to the gym.....................pps: the internet has advised me that it IS quite normal to have one butt cheek bigger then the other