Shesh a boo-hoo
Last night at approximately 10:15pm I awoke from my slumber in a cold sweat.
Unlike the previous night, it was NOT because of a nightmare featuring Rove McManus doing the "Blue Steel" from Zoolander, whilst modeling different styles of wigs.
No no.
I awoke to a ring ring of tha ming ming-ahhhhhhh mobile.
The person on the other end breathed heavily into the phone for a while....And then finally I received the following information:
"jelkie, adventural queen of the night, adventural queen of the day....We have Shesh.
Please do not fret for she is safe and well.
We will return her once we have observed and monitored her until all our questions regarding all things Boo-ga-loo-esque have been answered."
Dial tone....
So, it is official.
Frank from Donnie Darko has kidnapped Shesh.
All the little little rabbit men are performing experiments on her.
I kept an all night vigil just in case his apparent words of re-assurance concerning the well being of my matey mate were in fact a lie.
You can't trust a rabbit, ESPECIALLY Frank. EVERYONE knows this....
Shesh, if your out "there" i'll find you huni....god speed my friend
god speed
Unlike the previous night, it was NOT because of a nightmare featuring Rove McManus doing the "Blue Steel" from Zoolander, whilst modeling different styles of wigs.
No no.
I awoke to a ring ring of tha ming ming-ahhhhhhh mobile.
The person on the other end breathed heavily into the phone for a while....And then finally I received the following information:
"jelkie, adventural queen of the night, adventural queen of the day....We have Shesh.
Please do not fret for she is safe and well.
We will return her once we have observed and monitored her until all our questions regarding all things Boo-ga-loo-esque have been answered."
Dial tone....
So, it is official.
Frank from Donnie Darko has kidnapped Shesh.
All the little little rabbit men are performing experiments on her.
I kept an all night vigil just in case his apparent words of re-assurance concerning the well being of my matey mate were in fact a lie.
You can't trust a rabbit, ESPECIALLY Frank. EVERYONE knows this....
Shesh, if your out "there" i'll find you huni....god speed my friend
god speed
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