the fart that never went away

I know many people would be able to relate to this entry.

You know when someone has the farts at work, the silent deadly egg smelling ones?

Yeah, well its gross yeah.

Someone had the farts today. Everywhere I've been today the smell seems to be lingering....It even made me paranoid at one point. But I knew it wasn't me.

So far, it is 12:09pm and the farts have subsided.

Maybe it was just a bout of the morning farts. I'll keep an eye on the progress and report back, if there's anything to report back on.

Poor bugger.

Eewwww, I hope it wasn't an ugly person farting.

I remember when I had the farts a few weeks ago, I let one go at work and it stank like eggs. I got so embarrassed my cheeks went bright red.

You see, I don't like to fart at work, I was ashamed of my slip.

But everyone around me knew straight away, that I was responsible for that particular fart.

Am I running out of stories? No, this is important to me.

Its gross.

It is the worst though, when your on the train/tram/bus in winter, its raining outside....someone ALWAYS does the egg fart.

oh well, back to work.