Crazie Magpie again?!

Ok, what the hell is going on here?

The bloody Magpie tried to attack me AGAIN today.

Do you think it gave a flying fuck (pardon the pun) about anyone else at the bus stop? NO.

It came straight for me again.

Now is the time to officially declare war on this bird.

No more preserve the wilderness shizzle for me, one less killer magpie is one happy jelkie.

Fuck the bird. It's going down.

I don't think it knows who it's messing with....I am the crazie croatian coconut.

You know what was the funny part in all of this?

Remember that guy that said that magpies don't attack people, they just mess around with them? Yeah, well he was there and laughed at me.

Arsehole.

I'm going to kill that bird. I'm off to the chemist to get me some asprin. So I can feed it to the bird and watch it blow up.

GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR