shopping online - an addiction

credit card credit card
swipey swipey
buy buy buy

logging onto the internet with my nails piercing the plastic fantastic mastercard

i hear it crack and quickly pull the card to my lips

kissy kissy poo

i wonder how long my parcels will take

express post in alice takes x 1 week

you wouldn't want to send a vital organ via australia postal express service now would you?

the only thing i actually miss

is my jeep






thats all




wtf?