that's not kosher...THIS is kosher

i had a dream last night

an alien space ship landed outside my bedroom window

the actual noise of the space ship woke me from my dream

and i saw lights and heard "things" get out

then my right bum cheek kept me awake

which i thought was odd because i really thought "they" were into anal probes

anyway

i couldn't get back to sleep

i am annoyed by the possibility that i may endure the tell tale signs of a reckless sleep by 10am

baggage under the eyes

stupid aliens