yes it's official....australia suck in football

that's the euro football........

ok so true to the typical australian form, the nation has banded together pushing for a BAN on those tiny plastic horns that pretty much EVERYONE around the world uses to cheer on their teams. but not australia....no no

australia's method of cheering their squad on is going to maccas and obtaining free coke glasses with every happy meal

of course the fact that australia got pumped 4 - 0 by a better side had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with it

no no

it was the noise of the plastic horns that MADE them lose the game

oh australia, so typically predictable

whenever you lose, blame someone else

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it's moments like these i feel ashamed of being australian

now let's talk about the coach.....totally FUCKING up the typical line up last minute

was this his strategy? fooling everyone into thinking the line up was how it has been for the last 12 months and then WAM! fuck...i mean, mess it up last minute.......random players running in the wrong direction whilst german strikers are pushing through NON EXISTANT AUSTRALIAN DEFENCE


i am backing germany for this world cup...........not only because they beat the most beatable team in the world cup

but because they are seriously awesome





now let's talk about serbia...............


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picku maternu! i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad you cetnik bastards lost.


ha

ha

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa