let's dance in synch and put gel in our hair
wear oakley sunglasses and side step together

holding hands

your hands are soft like melted butter
no good for your thighs but you lick them nonetheless

mount franklin or aqua pura?
evian tastes funny
i think they drill for evian through a sewerage outlet

poo

talk to me about nascar racing
broom broom your v8 engine feels good against my carborator
reeeeeeow


side step together in the rain
gel hardening as the water beats down
eyebrows superglued to that look of suprise that Hollywood actors get paid a lot for and still can't seem to get it right

John Dies at the End
soy sauce in your veins
coming out capileries like catepilars very hairy
very scary
but ultimately
genius

15hrs and counting
Robert Marley
combusting floorboards
painting surreal pictures that seem okay from a distance
but are agonisingly evil up close
naked man with a great big pee-pee
evil goats with crazie eyes

backstreets back
everybody

backstreets hurting your eyes
baggy denim baggy denim
get your picture in smash hits
write a letter to the dolly doctor about how you get yourself
"excited"



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is anyone else scared of getting old and losing control of their bodily functions? scared of getting saggy skin and bad ricketty bones hunching over your breakfast with a napkin tucked into your shirt and still you manage to get the morsels everywhere but in your pie hole it would be quite shocking and difficult to say the least to have to look at yourself in the mirror knowing that once upon a time you had soft blowing hair that your legs would twirl you around and around with a nice young goodlooking type adoring you and now you can't tie your shoelaces or manage your lipstick by yourself you go to the toilet and come out stinking like poo and all the while you complain about how young people are really really deprived of respect for elders for society for anything other than ipods facebook iphones macs and anything else affiliated with the mac brand not to mention other stuff like junk food drinking not so much drugs anymore but drinking yes definately definately tell your mother to go fuck herself its not very pleasant watching your reflection anymore all your friends are far away from you when you go to play bridge you play with a new posse and sometimes your one short and you never EVER get that player back unless of course you yourself follow that fate you indulge in fudge and toffee only when no one is looking because it reminds you of a time when you could climb trees and swing on ropes a waft of moth balls not because you like them only because you have declared war and they are attempting to pierce your skin eat away at you even more like the age the age is coming around the corner big shiney teeth dried blood stain you can't clasp your hand anylonger but when you did once upon a time you would accidentally pierce your skin your palms blood underneath your nails you get skinnier because its hard to turn the stove on and nothing nothing looks the same anymore throgh your coke bottled eyes
your vision is amazing when you close your eyes
nothing like the reality when open

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