06/06/2006 -BEWARE-

I have just received news that Jason Donovan is working in conjunction with the Troll Gods and the Anti-Christ, otherwise known as the Chrisco Lady.

They are working together to rise Mona from the ashes of the .50c Bin @ all record stores and bring her back to the top of the charts once more.

Once Mona, from the song - Hey Mona, oooooh Mona! - is back in the top 10 and being played all over town, the Chrisco Lady will subscribe us all onto Chrisco Hampers using her special Chrisco Lady Subscription Enabling Powers.

Once we have all subscribed to Chrisco Hampers we will then live on a diet of Cheezels, Spam and AC Cola.

We will then get really-really fat and eventually explode.

Thus, being the end of the world.

Please remember to avoid all record shops, opp shops, and Kellogs cereal products (as they will be giving away Hey Mona singles with all Kellogs products over the course of the next 2 months-much the same as the Darryl Braithway promotion in the early 90s).

Please also remember your ear muffs (just in case), a garlic necklace (to deflect the power of the Donovan), and please PLEASE don't forget the MOST IMPORTANT thing of all....Say no to Chrisco.

The fate of the world lies in your hands....Good luck my Inta-Inta-Friends