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Welcome welcome blog entry 69th pole position. I think I have vertigo.
I read in the paper today that a new decision has been past to make it compulsory for all Donkey's to be fitted with tracking devices, so their owners can keep track of them.
Seem's that since the National Animal Welfare and Stuff on Statistics have formally announced Donkey's numbers were becoming few and fewer, strange things have been happening.
Doctor Sheila Baxter, from the Department of Donkey Extinction Program says: "They have been disappearing willy nilly, ever since it was announced that numbers were depleting - its like they all just disappeared over night and owners are concerned that this is all part of a secret underground society's plans to create a Revolutionary Donkey Movement."
Other experts have been quoted as saying that Sheila's on crack and doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about......But because of the media involvement and international interest in Australia's depleting Donkey stats, no one is allowing any more info slip.....For fear the under world mob will get involved.
The Revolutionary Donkey Movement began in 1978, with Mortadella makers from Italy setting up house and home in the old sub stations underground in Frankston.
There were then, 165,000 members who all believe that one day a Donkey will fall from the sky, this day will be the last day on Earth and everyone who is part and believer of the Donkey Gods, will be spared, they will go on to live in the Mars Volta and stuff.
So if the owners apply tracking devices to their Donkey's, the Police will be able to bust the underground ring leaders of the Donkey Movement and send them to prison to become the new bitch's to the Hells Bells and Rebels Motorcycle club guys.
Sick. I wanna go.
So if anyone see's or hear's anything about the Donkeys, call Crime Stoppers NOW!
More on this later, I have to work now.
Tsk Tsk Tsk workie workies
I read in the paper today that a new decision has been past to make it compulsory for all Donkey's to be fitted with tracking devices, so their owners can keep track of them.
Seem's that since the National Animal Welfare and Stuff on Statistics have formally announced Donkey's numbers were becoming few and fewer, strange things have been happening.
Doctor Sheila Baxter, from the Department of Donkey Extinction Program says: "They have been disappearing willy nilly, ever since it was announced that numbers were depleting - its like they all just disappeared over night and owners are concerned that this is all part of a secret underground society's plans to create a Revolutionary Donkey Movement."
Other experts have been quoted as saying that Sheila's on crack and doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about......But because of the media involvement and international interest in Australia's depleting Donkey stats, no one is allowing any more info slip.....For fear the under world mob will get involved.
The Revolutionary Donkey Movement began in 1978, with Mortadella makers from Italy setting up house and home in the old sub stations underground in Frankston.
There were then, 165,000 members who all believe that one day a Donkey will fall from the sky, this day will be the last day on Earth and everyone who is part and believer of the Donkey Gods, will be spared, they will go on to live in the Mars Volta and stuff.
So if the owners apply tracking devices to their Donkey's, the Police will be able to bust the underground ring leaders of the Donkey Movement and send them to prison to become the new bitch's to the Hells Bells and Rebels Motorcycle club guys.
Sick. I wanna go.
So if anyone see's or hear's anything about the Donkeys, call Crime Stoppers NOW!
More on this later, I have to work now.
Tsk Tsk Tsk workie workies
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