8mins to 3

I keep burping Mortadella.

Its disgusting.

I'm blowing it in the direction of my neighbour. She keeps looking up to the air con vent.....hehehe suck it up!

My undies keep riding up my arse. People are going to start thinking I've got a itchy butt.

But I don't.

hehehe But BUTT - i LOVE BUTTS

Butts are hot. Butts are so hot that if Butts ever went to the South Pole, they'd melt Santa's house.

Yeah, no more christmas kiddies.

Or at least, it'd be a wet christmas and not a white one....RAHAHAHARRRR! Go the John Stamos humour @ delirious o'clock on a Tuesday.

I don't want to work today.

PROTEST

I saw a old lady protesting out the front of the American Embassy just before.
At least I though she was protesting, until I realised she was perving at the boy laying down the fake grass....What's that stuff called again....Turf. Thats it! (Gawdy, I *heart* the smell of Turf. YUM, its just as good as the smell of asphalt after it rains....YUM)

So she had this walker, it had a seat in it. She kept pushing it in front of where he was laying down his Turf.

God Nana Sexual.

Sexual harassment. Does it count with a 84yr old lady with a walking frame....?

Today is just all crazie isn't it?

I just spent some time checking out the Ikea and Howards storage page.

Don't even bother. It's crap.

Fucked

Shit

Stupid

Cock suckers

hehehe

I *heart* swearing on my blogspot

Anyhoo....LATER YO!