Wangaratta
This morning I was doing my morgen cofwah and cigwah, watching Sunrise and to my horror, saw that ANOTHER hurricane is knocking upon our shores of sandiness.
Hurricane Monica .... Now, why hasn't anyone been walking to work or turning off their unwanted electrical appliances to decrease the affects on the Ozone and the warming of Globalesque and the frying of our Souls and the greenhouse emissions....
Tsk Tsk Tsk ya'll.
I am VERY disappointed.
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Anyhoo, on a brighter note, Miska (my bus partner in crime) has proved her sexiness by obtaining a stalker woman on the 246.
Go Miska.
It all started yesterday, when the little lady asked for bus advice from the Miska.
She even gets nasty with me when I smile in Miska's direction.
God love a psychotic lesbian, especially on the 246.
It just doesn't get any better then this now does it?
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I have a chill.
I told Sheshica, when we were walking up Johnson St, in the search of bacon and eggs Sunday morning @ 7:45am...."We shouldn't be walking in sub zero temperatures with no jackets".....but we kept on and now we're both going to die of influenza. SICK!
I can't wait to start coughing up phlem.
How gross is that word anyway?
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On Monday, prior to getting really REALLY fucking drunk, Kristen and I witnessed a most distressing act.
Junkie-ville lady in her car out the front of Hot Potatoes, going crazie popping her zits in the side mirror of her Ford Metior.
Her face was orange and pink already, covered in infections and pimples, it looked worse then any horror movie I've ever seen, AND I'VE SEEN EM' ALL YO.
She's just going for it, leaning out her car door and popping away.
I almost projectile vomited all over myself.
I think people should think more before doing things in public. ie: Long weekend, many passer's by could or would be hungover, coming down, etc....No one cares anymore....tsk tsk tsk
I still see this vision.
I think I need to get some hypnosis shizzle done to get it out of my head.
I AM TRAUMATISED.
PEACE LOVE AND SEXINESS
Don't eat fatty foods
Hurricane Monica .... Now, why hasn't anyone been walking to work or turning off their unwanted electrical appliances to decrease the affects on the Ozone and the warming of Globalesque and the frying of our Souls and the greenhouse emissions....
Tsk Tsk Tsk ya'll.
I am VERY disappointed.
-
Anyhoo, on a brighter note, Miska (my bus partner in crime) has proved her sexiness by obtaining a stalker woman on the 246.
Go Miska.
It all started yesterday, when the little lady asked for bus advice from the Miska.
She even gets nasty with me when I smile in Miska's direction.
God love a psychotic lesbian, especially on the 246.
It just doesn't get any better then this now does it?
-
I have a chill.
I told Sheshica, when we were walking up Johnson St, in the search of bacon and eggs Sunday morning @ 7:45am...."We shouldn't be walking in sub zero temperatures with no jackets".....but we kept on and now we're both going to die of influenza. SICK!
I can't wait to start coughing up phlem.
How gross is that word anyway?
-
On Monday, prior to getting really REALLY fucking drunk, Kristen and I witnessed a most distressing act.
Junkie-ville lady in her car out the front of Hot Potatoes, going crazie popping her zits in the side mirror of her Ford Metior.
Her face was orange and pink already, covered in infections and pimples, it looked worse then any horror movie I've ever seen, AND I'VE SEEN EM' ALL YO.
She's just going for it, leaning out her car door and popping away.
I almost projectile vomited all over myself.
I think people should think more before doing things in public. ie: Long weekend, many passer's by could or would be hungover, coming down, etc....No one cares anymore....tsk tsk tsk
I still see this vision.
I think I need to get some hypnosis shizzle done to get it out of my head.
I AM TRAUMATISED.
PEACE LOVE AND SEXINESS
Don't eat fatty foods
posted by Jelkie at 3:02 PM
2 Comments:
So did you find bacon and eggs?
Yeah but they were shithouse
Joes Garage is only good for two things
Pizza
&
Pasta
THATS ALL!
We were doomed from the word go, what we REALLY wanted was Gluttony
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