Easter Egg Raffle

Yo

For the almost four years I've worked for "this" company I have never won an prize in the Easter Egg Raffle.

Every year I stand in the Lunch Room with everyone else, waiting, hoping and wishing for my name to be called.

But it's never called.

For weeks up until the prizes are drawn I have fantasies about it....

"Number 24, Two tickets to the International Comedy Festival! Winner...Jelkie!"

Or

"Number 14, One Lindt 3kg Easter Egg! Winner....Jelkie!"

But these fantasies never become my reality.

And as much as I love to think that maybe, just maybe, one day I'd be able to claim an Easter Raffle prize......I know I will not. I will never ever win . I NEVER win stuff.

Which I think is totally unfair, considering just how much i *heart* stuff.

Cock suckers.

*jelkie shrugs and sighs*

I thought for a second that maybe it was my karma for not paying for the Hot Cross Buns I ate this morning, but really, the way I see it, it should be them paying me to be at morning tea's like that, because I'm the freaky girl that makes people laugh, and makes all the daggy people feel cool.

Hehehe

People keep giving me Easter Eggs though, I think it's friend payment. Who cares, keep em' coming, I can't wait to distribute them to kids on the bus.

"Hey lidel boy, I'm a stranger, chocolate tastes better when you don't know who's touched it or whats been put in it....Wana try?"

Wotevs

I just dropped my sandwich....

It was really yummy. I'm fucked off now.

Bloody karma.....I suppose it's a sign not to torment the kids.

*loves it yo*