The Free Alf Stewart From Jail petition

Who would lock Alf Stewart up?

Who could put, the most fun loving, good ole' Aussie bloke in jail for a crime he didn't commit?

I'll tell you who, Steve Irwin.

It's a set up.

And you know the worst thing about it?

Alf Stewart wasn't even in the country. He was promoting Aussie Tourism in Thailand.

Apparently, or so the story goes, Alf was charged for looting the Surf Club and stealing Donald Fishers shoes.

But Donald Fisher departed these Australian shores all but 4 years ago.

So how, pray do tell me HOW....Alf got done for crimes against humility, he didn't even commit.

I want some answers and I want them NOW.

I want to know where's the love gone?

I would like to know why we would put an Aussie icon in Long Bay Jail without his camo pants and brown Penguin polo top (which he's had since 84' mind you)

I want to know which Governmental officials are supporting Steve Irwin's quest to become the ultimate Aussie icon.

And finally....I want to know, what are the chances of Alf entering a psychosis and seeing Alsa again?

FREE ALF STEWART!