excuse me.......talkie talkie conversation

G: are you the butcher? says government worker #45

J: what? me? the BUTCHER? says a still half asleep jelkie........

G: yes, yes the butcher...my work mates told me to speak with you, the butcher, about organising a car........

J: let me get this right lady...you have worked with me for the last two weeks, seen me in the office, cutting down trees, working with the peeps and watering the gardens and you think i am the butcher who can organise a car for you?

G: yes...that's right

J: have you ever seen me with a meat cleaver?

G: no, come to think of it...i have not...

J: well then, i think that answers your question. anyway, what kind of talented butcher can, at the same time cut meat and arrange cars for people...?

G: hmm, im not too sure...*insert long pause*
*keep the pause going, now bordering on uncomfortable*
right...well in that case, do you know where i can find the tall skinny blond girl who is the towns' butcher?

J: omg....seriously? it's 5am in the morning and i clearly haven't even started on my coffee and you are asking me to track down my doppelganger?

G: your what?

J: doppelganger

G: you have a twin?

J: what?

G: a twin?

J: what? no. are you okay?

G: what?

J: ooooooooooooh-kaaaaaay?

G: okay what?





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an extract of ONE of the intelligent conversations i had this morning....