This weekend saw the unveiling/debut of the hottest two female SuperHero's since WonderWoman (original w.woman) and CatWoman (Halle Berry c.woman....)
Who are these hot SuperHero chicks I hear you pondering through your computer....
They go by the names of jelkie & doona
Their purpose?To fend off evil and potential life threatening acts of villains
To defeat the evil Troll Gods who are trying to destroy the earth - (who are working in conjunction with the Global Warming midget men, who disguise themselves as garden gnomes during the daytime...shhhhhh!)
To destroy the little little rabbit men's sect and punish Frank (of Donnie Darko fame) by utilising Deltra Goddrem tracks and water torture....
This is all for now.
Their roles?Serving the public
Protecting innocent civilians
Restoring order within the communities
They shoot through the streets in black eye masks - similar to the Zoro mask, they like to pretend they are flying (but they're really just making wooshing sounds, arms outstretched into the air, skipping about)
How do you contact them if you are in danger, or see a situation brewing? Just call out into the nights sky, and they will woosh! their way over....
And so it began on a Saturday afternoon....The masks went on to protect their TRUE identities, WOOOOOSH! onto a tram and connecting Train.
Huntingdale was the destination. There was some shizzle going down at the putt-putt golf/laserfire/bowling/go kart racing/amusement centre.
jelkie & doona entered the amusement centre and commenced to asses the situation.
They knew nothing more then the following extract from a self destructing message sent from John Howard, not the PM but the fat guy from Always Greener and All Saints fame.
The extract we have chosen to publish read as follows: Trolls Gods attempting to shape shift into the number 13 putt-putt, Merlin the Magician challenge.
Once the shape shift is complete at the stroke of 4pm, Merlin the Magician will spray a ADHD virus into the air, infecting all children under the age of 14, thus making them even more annoying.
The only way jelkie & doona could get to the number 13 putt-putt, Merlin the Magician course, was to start at the beginning of the course - STRICTLY NO JUMPING THE QUEUE.
The time was 3:45pm and jelkie & doona were stuck behind a group of 10 kids.
Crabstix....
At 3:52pm they had reached number 11 putt-putt, featuring a well, a broom and some lava.
They were beginning to shit their pants....
All around them were screaming children, the anxiety was making jelkie nautious.
At 3:58pm they were on number 12 putt-putt, featuring a podium, a 45 degree angle and a fishing hook.
The group of 10 were just starting on the number 13 putt-putt, Merlin the Magician. This particular putt-putt challenge was in a small room.
With the yelling and laughter of the children intensified by the enclosed room, jelkie couldn't hold on any longer.
HOOOOOOOOOOCK!
jelkie hocked on the kids! doona was very impressed with the timing, and quickly hurried the hocked coloured children out of the enclosed room which was beginning to wreak of hocked up pizza.
After the kids were out, doona quickly disconnected Merlin the Magician, formerly of the number 13 putt-putt fame and started slamming into it with her golf club.
jelkie and doona continued to do this until all that was left still in tact was a hocked slice of pizza, that jelkie was dared $10.00 to swallow whole at the pub the night before.
jelkie and doona high fived in excitement for succeeding their mission.
They then jumped the enclosure and caught a train back to the city, loosing the cops on the way (by removing their masks) who were after them for disrupting the peace, vulgar displays of bodily functions and destroy the number 13 Merlin the magician putt-putt course.
The end for now....
