i wear my undies inside out to avoid gypsie curses
eclipse the emoticons
arriving within the adorning hills
snow capped peaks they thrive
people have been abducted by bears and or aliens in these parts
alas i do not stray from the path
but i still shit my pants at the sight of my girlfriends imaginary bear following us
oh my fucking god people...
seriously...we went from 30 degree heat to a freeeeeeezing 5 degrees, snow littering the peaks of crna gora. my bargaining skills enabled us an apartment, equiped with old skool style fire place, kitchen, whole floor to ourselves and the dormitur national park outside our freakin window (5 ks away)
heading north
...or was it south...i dont know where the friggin question mark is...and i have never really been too great with my never eat soggy wheat bix
words can not describe the beauty we devoured with our eye holes. seriously, this place is off the fucking ricter ricter scale in beautifulness
two lakes, joined as one and an awesome hiking trail scattered around.
bears and wolves, deer and old people doing tours - heaven on earth...the only negative being that it rained. EVERY single day from approximately 3pm till the next morning.
that night devouring home made specialties, spoonings new definition of softness formed, falling asleep to the pitter patter of rain drops free falling from grey skies above
bike rides the next day traversing round wheels through climatic variances - wow
boarding buses to sea side beauties
boarding buses to arrive at bus stations where we would be met by mean men so in retaliation we decided to picnic next to their window
eating chicken pate with freshly baked bread and stupidly amazing tomatoes and cheese that is tooooooo good
deflecting gypsie curses with my inside out clothing
deflecting curious stares with interpretive dance
homos...montenegro is going mental...of course we arrive during an uprising admist riots about to boil over the mixing pot of backwardness...they do not recognise homos at all or show any respect to them. it has been hard trying to appear friends and not mack on in public, for fear of public bashings.
pride march 31st may in the capital podgorica. montenegrains are filming it to identify any homos they miss when they try to bash them all during this march
sometimes i wish people didnt tell me so much information...
kotor...
seaside bliss
sun goes down and the wind picks up
slightly banging your window shutters to the wall
its peaceful and lovely
save for the no displays of public affection with your girlfriend
people think we are here to find boyfriends and take them back to australia...beacause we are at that age and stuff...
i did a pee off the marina today. it was one of those impressive pees you never thought you could ever do...one of those pees only experienced outdoor pee'ers could land...i am very proud of my nailing of the sea pee and plan on capturing it on film next time so i can upload it to youtube
walked up 1500 steps this morning
an incline of OH MY GOD
married with a view of AMAZING
left my girlfriend in a montenegrain hairdressers who i think may understand how to dye hair white...and this my friends, is the beauty of traveling
the not knowing
the learning from mistakes (potentially)
the memorising laneways
learning how to barter
using your time efficiently so you can sneak a smoke without anyone knowing
the avoiding bears and wolves
the kissing passionately in alleys without getting busted by adolf hitlers apprentices
dubrovnik romance
followed by split and makarska
island hopping up the coast
renting a vehicle and then off to the family
a few days in the village
national parks explorations 2011
no more cheese or bread for a week
kiss kiss
hug hug
arriving within the adorning hills
snow capped peaks they thrive
people have been abducted by bears and or aliens in these parts
alas i do not stray from the path
but i still shit my pants at the sight of my girlfriends imaginary bear following us
oh my fucking god people...
seriously...we went from 30 degree heat to a freeeeeeezing 5 degrees, snow littering the peaks of crna gora. my bargaining skills enabled us an apartment, equiped with old skool style fire place, kitchen, whole floor to ourselves and the dormitur national park outside our freakin window (5 ks away)
heading north
...or was it south...i dont know where the friggin question mark is...and i have never really been too great with my never eat soggy wheat bix
words can not describe the beauty we devoured with our eye holes. seriously, this place is off the fucking ricter ricter scale in beautifulness
two lakes, joined as one and an awesome hiking trail scattered around.
bears and wolves, deer and old people doing tours - heaven on earth...the only negative being that it rained. EVERY single day from approximately 3pm till the next morning.
that night devouring home made specialties, spoonings new definition of softness formed, falling asleep to the pitter patter of rain drops free falling from grey skies above
bike rides the next day traversing round wheels through climatic variances - wow
boarding buses to sea side beauties
boarding buses to arrive at bus stations where we would be met by mean men so in retaliation we decided to picnic next to their window
eating chicken pate with freshly baked bread and stupidly amazing tomatoes and cheese that is tooooooo good
deflecting gypsie curses with my inside out clothing
deflecting curious stares with interpretive dance
homos...montenegro is going mental...of course we arrive during an uprising admist riots about to boil over the mixing pot of backwardness...they do not recognise homos at all or show any respect to them. it has been hard trying to appear friends and not mack on in public, for fear of public bashings.
pride march 31st may in the capital podgorica. montenegrains are filming it to identify any homos they miss when they try to bash them all during this march
sometimes i wish people didnt tell me so much information...
kotor...
seaside bliss
sun goes down and the wind picks up
slightly banging your window shutters to the wall
its peaceful and lovely
save for the no displays of public affection with your girlfriend
people think we are here to find boyfriends and take them back to australia...beacause we are at that age and stuff...
i did a pee off the marina today. it was one of those impressive pees you never thought you could ever do...one of those pees only experienced outdoor pee'ers could land...i am very proud of my nailing of the sea pee and plan on capturing it on film next time so i can upload it to youtube
walked up 1500 steps this morning
an incline of OH MY GOD
married with a view of AMAZING
left my girlfriend in a montenegrain hairdressers who i think may understand how to dye hair white...and this my friends, is the beauty of traveling
the not knowing
the learning from mistakes (potentially)
the memorising laneways
learning how to barter
using your time efficiently so you can sneak a smoke without anyone knowing
the avoiding bears and wolves
the kissing passionately in alleys without getting busted by adolf hitlers apprentices
dubrovnik romance
followed by split and makarska
island hopping up the coast
renting a vehicle and then off to the family
a few days in the village
national parks explorations 2011
no more cheese or bread for a week
kiss kiss
hug hug
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