A thing of the past - A thing of the present
Yesterday, was all about the Benjamins
Today, is all about the Electric Boogaloo
This blog entry is officially dedicated to Sheshica. She's bored and someone stole her water bottle.
A-hem
This morning Shesh woke up, made a coffee and smoked a cigarette.
Whilst smoking her first morning cigarette she thought to herself aloud "What can I do today that will make a positive influence upon the world we inhibit?"
And then it suddenly dawned upon her....In a twilight of mashed beats and electro clashes....She yelped with happiness "I'm going to do the electric boogaloo everywhere I go today! And my hot stepping will inspire others to free themselves from their negative moods and 9-5 crapstixxiness!"
And with this she saluted the picture of Mother Mary next to her T.V. which is next to her bed, which is next to the window and close to the door.
Shesh breathed in the refreshing air of motivation and made her way out of her dwelling and into the real world.
It was only two blocks away from work when she realised she was still in her boxer shorts. But Shesh didn't care.
No.
She was too happy spreading the electric boogaloo love.
"Feel the rhythm! Let go of your stresses and boogie with me!" She exclaimed to Suits on their marching ants mission of conformity.
All around Shesh were hundreds of Suits....Moving in electric synch with her.
People were laughing, crying, smiling. All the positive emotions one would experience whilst doing the electric boogaloo.
Suddenly came a roar of terror!
It sounded like a bird
NO
A plane?
NO
A .... A.... A....A Jana Pittman impersonator!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
to be continued....
Today, is all about the Electric Boogaloo
This blog entry is officially dedicated to Sheshica. She's bored and someone stole her water bottle.
A-hem
This morning Shesh woke up, made a coffee and smoked a cigarette.
Whilst smoking her first morning cigarette she thought to herself aloud "What can I do today that will make a positive influence upon the world we inhibit?"
And then it suddenly dawned upon her....In a twilight of mashed beats and electro clashes....She yelped with happiness "I'm going to do the electric boogaloo everywhere I go today! And my hot stepping will inspire others to free themselves from their negative moods and 9-5 crapstixxiness!"
And with this she saluted the picture of Mother Mary next to her T.V. which is next to her bed, which is next to the window and close to the door.
Shesh breathed in the refreshing air of motivation and made her way out of her dwelling and into the real world.
It was only two blocks away from work when she realised she was still in her boxer shorts. But Shesh didn't care.
No.
She was too happy spreading the electric boogaloo love.
"Feel the rhythm! Let go of your stresses and boogie with me!" She exclaimed to Suits on their marching ants mission of conformity.
All around Shesh were hundreds of Suits....Moving in electric synch with her.
People were laughing, crying, smiling. All the positive emotions one would experience whilst doing the electric boogaloo.
Suddenly came a roar of terror!
It sounded like a bird
NO
A plane?
NO
A .... A.... A....A Jana Pittman impersonator!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
to be continued....
posted by Jelkie at 10:37 PM
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