BITCH!

Ok....

So I've been all polite and shit, all fucken patient and crap.

I just can't take it anymore!

Seems like a daily event.

jelkie enters lift. Boys enter lift.

jelkie stands her ground in the corner. Boys huddle around her.

Upon the last encounter with the male species, all but 2mins ago, I cracked it.

There I was, standing in the corner, and HE stands so close to me the tips of my shoes were touching the backs of his.

"Hey dude" I called out

Silence

"Hey dude" I repeated louder

Everyone stares at me

"You know man, personal space....bubble action?" *jelkie wafts arms to and fro*

"RAHAHAHAHAHA!" all the men roar in response....

And where, pray do tell, is the humour in this?

Whats the friggen deal with men standing on top of me in the lift? EVEN if there's ample room?

Invisible jelkie?

Or is there more to it? Is this the way men try to get their jingle jangle on with you these days?

I'm not sure, I've been on the isle of Lesbos too long now and you know, maybe shits changed in the last couple of years.

FUck.

Anyhoo.

I'm peeved and yet motivated to fix this constant continuous problem.

I will build my own personal bubble out of tin foil, persplex glass and rubber gloves.

BRING ON THE BUBBLE!