Shennanigans Yo
Ok so the miska jelkie duo are renown for excitement things.
Like catching the 246 for example.
Now it's been a long while since we've gotten up to some dodge-arama, due to growing up a LITTLE over the course of the years, but times are changing.
Next Thursday and Friday we are being whisked away to a convention right. All the ladies at work think that just because we are of a certain sexual preference and are matey mates an shizzle, that means we are having a torrid affair. -Despite the fact that miska is happily married to a very sexy lady and have children (a run away cat and horny fish.)
Here's an example of the ladies in work: (M=miska J=jelkie L=ladies)
M: hey jelkie you gonna catch the bus with me?
J: hell yeah damn straight, i'll meet ya downstairs yo....
L: woooooooooooha, jelkie and miska woooooooha. i wouldn't trust jelkie on the bus....wwwwoooooooooooooha....
Like seriously, what on earth do you expect me to get up to on the bus ladies? Surrounded by Wesley kids and heavy breathing men?
Oh yeah, don't pull the stop cord.....Geeeeez, sexually frustrated much ladies?
Hows your viagra mid life crisis I used to be young shizzle treatin' you?
OK, so you could imagine what it's like if we go to the toilet together....
So we're sharing a room at this convention we're going to next week right. All a ke-fuffle an benuffle has been created already, about the two lesbos chicks sleeping in the same bed.
What we're conspiring, what we're thinking is that we're just gonna prank all the ladies and try to freak them out as much as humanly possible.
I am bringing my handcuffs, whip and chains.
Miska's bringing her soccer ball (?) an egg beater and a pair of fluffy dice.
We're thinking of starting it by knocking on some of their doors asking for some Vas.
LOL!
Then a bit of jumping around the room, banging on the walls, rah rah rah.
How many heart attacks can take place in one night? 7 on my count.
Wish us luck yo.
Like catching the 246 for example.
Now it's been a long while since we've gotten up to some dodge-arama, due to growing up a LITTLE over the course of the years, but times are changing.
Next Thursday and Friday we are being whisked away to a convention right. All the ladies at work think that just because we are of a certain sexual preference and are matey mates an shizzle, that means we are having a torrid affair. -Despite the fact that miska is happily married to a very sexy lady and have children (a run away cat and horny fish.)
Here's an example of the ladies in work: (M=miska J=jelkie L=ladies)
M: hey jelkie you gonna catch the bus with me?
J: hell yeah damn straight, i'll meet ya downstairs yo....
L: woooooooooooha, jelkie and miska woooooooha. i wouldn't trust jelkie on the bus....wwwwoooooooooooooha....
Like seriously, what on earth do you expect me to get up to on the bus ladies? Surrounded by Wesley kids and heavy breathing men?
Oh yeah, don't pull the stop cord.....Geeeeez, sexually frustrated much ladies?
Hows your viagra mid life crisis I used to be young shizzle treatin' you?
OK, so you could imagine what it's like if we go to the toilet together....
So we're sharing a room at this convention we're going to next week right. All a ke-fuffle an benuffle has been created already, about the two lesbos chicks sleeping in the same bed.
What we're conspiring, what we're thinking is that we're just gonna prank all the ladies and try to freak them out as much as humanly possible.
I am bringing my handcuffs, whip and chains.
Miska's bringing her soccer ball (?) an egg beater and a pair of fluffy dice.
We're thinking of starting it by knocking on some of their doors asking for some Vas.
LOL!
Then a bit of jumping around the room, banging on the walls, rah rah rah.
How many heart attacks can take place in one night? 7 on my count.
Wish us luck yo.
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