A word from our sponsors....Trigonometry

Dear Diary,

Today on the 246 Bus, on my way to work, I experienced an issue.

I was seated in the backwards seat position, you know the one where your forced to stare directly at the people opposite you?

Well, I was there.

Opposite me sat a man who looked a little too committed to his local footy team.

Next to this man sat a girl who I think is from neighbor's, you know Zeek's sister from that Qantas add "I still call Australia home."

Next to me, sat a man who seemed way too fond of trigonometry.

Upon his Crumpler bag, were pages and pages of triangles, oblong and rectangles. Anything with an angle actually, so no squares.

He was busy at ruling up things and calculating.

My stop was approaching.
I voiced to the man kindly, "Excuse me please...." To which the man replied "I'LL MOVE WHEN I CAN!"

I woke up this morning with the biggest smile in my heart and on my face, there was NO WAY I would let this calculating fucker ruin MY morning.

I stood and noticed the doors were about to shut.

I stuck my hand out to catch them, opened my mouth and said: "I hope you have a great day, ARSEHOLE!"

Jelkie = 1
Calculator Fucker = 0

See you tomorrow arsehole.