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Last night, during my exercise routine I seemed to have injured myself doing squats.
Now, I usually take it easy with the squats, as my Basketball career left me with some ouchies. But Supremookie insisted I do them to get my butt back.
So I did a total of 150 squats.
According to the Oxford Dictionary, this is the explanation of PULL & GROIN:
PULL (verb) Â ORIGIN Old English, pluck, snatch. Just 5 definitions for you
1 exert force on (something) so as to move it towards oneself or the origin of the force.
2 remove by pulling.
3 move steadily
4 move oneself with effort or against resistance
5 strain (a muscle, ligament, etc.).
GROIN (noun) Â ORIGIN perhaps from an Old English word meaning depression, abyss. What are they saying here?
1 the area between the abdomen and the thigh on either side of the body.
2 informal the region of the genitals.
So I have exerted force on my region of the genitals.....hmmmmm. By pulling and moving steadily with myself, against resistance and strained the area between the abdomen and the thigh, on one side of my body. AND I SWEAR I WAS DOING SQUATS
OMG.
Genital region? Since when did the area between my thigh and abdomen become my genital area?
If I knew this before, perhaps I wouldn't have bought those hot pants.
"ah hem, Jelkie....Your genital region is showing."
Now, I usually take it easy with the squats, as my Basketball career left me with some ouchies. But Supremookie insisted I do them to get my butt back.
So I did a total of 150 squats.
According to the Oxford Dictionary, this is the explanation of PULL & GROIN:
PULL (verb) Â ORIGIN Old English, pluck, snatch. Just 5 definitions for you
1 exert force on (something) so as to move it towards oneself or the origin of the force.
2 remove by pulling.
3 move steadily
4 move oneself with effort or against resistance
5 strain (a muscle, ligament, etc.).
GROIN (noun) Â ORIGIN perhaps from an Old English word meaning depression, abyss. What are they saying here?
1 the area between the abdomen and the thigh on either side of the body.
2 informal the region of the genitals.
So I have exerted force on my region of the genitals.....hmmmmm. By pulling and moving steadily with myself, against resistance and strained the area between the abdomen and the thigh, on one side of my body. AND I SWEAR I WAS DOING SQUATS
OMG.
Genital region? Since when did the area between my thigh and abdomen become my genital area?
If I knew this before, perhaps I wouldn't have bought those hot pants.
"ah hem, Jelkie....Your genital region is showing."
posted by Jelkie at 2:49 PM
3 Comments:
Hey! I didn't insist!
Just cos you ain't got no junk in your trunk...
Did you do warm up and warm down stretches? Hmmm?
No. There is no need for stretching when you walk as much as I do and do exercises everyday.
Well, perhaps that theory has expired.
Will I ever dance again?
Will I ever be able to master the Lotus position?
Will I ever get my jingle to jangle?
And finally....Where have all the Cowboys gone?
I think you need to re-think your theory.
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