Office update edition: Oh My Sweet Geebus
The man behind the music, Mr ESM has been asked to turn his bloody music off.
Now he's left the building.
I'm thinking it ended something like this:
"Mr ESM, we need you to listen to your Emotional Suicidal Music with your headphones on. Staff are threatening to kill or leave."
(Mr ESM) "IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT ME FOR THE MUSIC THAT SPEAKS FROM MY HEART AND SOUL, THEN I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN, MY GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM. IM OUTTA HERE. IM GOING TO GO WORK AT HOT POTATOE ON SMITH ST. WHERE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ME."
THE END.
THANK FUCK!
Now he's left the building.
I'm thinking it ended something like this:
"Mr ESM, we need you to listen to your Emotional Suicidal Music with your headphones on. Staff are threatening to kill or leave."
(Mr ESM) "IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT ME FOR THE MUSIC THAT SPEAKS FROM MY HEART AND SOUL, THEN I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN, MY GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM. IM OUTTA HERE. IM GOING TO GO WORK AT HOT POTATOE ON SMITH ST. WHERE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ME."
THE END.
THANK FUCK!
posted by Jelkie at 3:07 PM
1 Comments:
Well it's rude having music playing out loud in an office environment. That's just dumbass. Even having your headphone volume so high that another person can hear the 'ts ts ts ts' of the high hat is rude.
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