Monday, April 03, 2006

The Children Of The Corn

Welcome to The Children Of The Corn.

The children live in a town, south west of Sydney.

The town will remain nameless.

The children, will also, remain nameless.

These children - there were four. Are aged between 4 and 16.

There are two girls and two boys.

They are called The Children Of The Corn because they love corn.

They grown corn, they live off corn. They even make their clothes from corn.

Obsessed? Weird? Crazie?

No.

They are simply corn lovers, and so have been appropriately named: The Children Of The Corn.

Day 1 of Cornicka (The day of worshiping the Corn God - Cornicka)

The children prepared their stable/house with much enthusiasm. They cleaned the potty, took out the kernels and swept the floors.

Their God would be there soon, to evaluate them on their Cornahobim progress. (Cornahobin - A life devoted to the way of the Corn)

Rush rush rush. They went up and down their tiny abode, trying to make it as perfect and Cornicka loyal as they possibly could.

Finally at 12 pm, the bell rang at the front of their little Corn-Side Shack.

"Who is it?" The Children all cheered.

"It is I, Cornicka." Replied Cornicka.

The children were so happy and excited to meet their God, they opened the door with big smiles on their faces....

"You have been bad bad children." Said Cornicka.

"But why God Cornicka?" They all sang in response.

"Because!"

And God Cornicka ate all four children.

Why? Who knows.

Do their parents miss them? Who cares, they were free loaders anyway.

Were they tasty? Just like popcorn.

The End

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