stop licking my ear lobe

i was somewhat perplexed...the wet lapping noises wafting from the cleft of my ear into the lobe of it.

wet lapping noises.

constant twirl of saliva against the lobe of my ear.

i wake with a start. (like you know, when you dream your falling and you kick yourself awake?) yep, just like that...

eating bananas before going to sleepy-time is apparently to blame for the above dream and upon further investigation i have discovered that there are a-plenty of other food items that send your dreams into a void laced with crack cocaine and magic mushrooms.

knowing all of this though, does not really help with the anxiety that hangs around for the rest of the day.....or week (thanks to last weeks dream).

wow.............conservation projects....

perhaps a dream conservation project should be created. we could utilise the machinery from the city of lost children's evil dream stealer man and warp it backwards to purify the crack cocaine magic mushroom dreams and turn them into....what? water? happy times?

i met a man yesterday with only one tooth.

he was a pretty happy man, even though he only had one tooth. i wonder if he was afraid of the colour brown, or if the colour yellow made him feel uneasy?

even still, he seemed not to be too bothered by either colours, even though they did not present themselves (much) in our surroundings.

i refer to him as old mate

and he to me as love