Dim Sim vs Lift Ettiquette (again)???

3 hours after consuming x 2 Dim Sims i have the following to report:

* my burps smell like dim sims

* i have farted 4 times (thats 1.something every hour)

* i need to do a poo and everytime i go to the bathroom someone's in there....grrrr


2 mins after entering the lift with chuckling couple i have the following to report:

* i know you are you said you are but what am i?
* i am rubber and you are glue and everything that you say bounces off me and sticks to you

trans. over - -