I like you but...

I feel like stabbing someone in the face with a lead pencil from the 80's
...The type that gives you lead poisoning


I often wonder why I work in the Customer Service realm. I have these semi-psychotic episodes whilst people are talking/draining the life out of me with their useless crapola life stories..............i want to bite myself to relieve the mental anguish and pain they create for me, or stab myself in the eye lid with a cheese knife.

Then, other days I am so into their stories about how they enjoy talking to Jesus in uncanny locations and why their bowel movements are so inconsistent that I'm almost having hoo hoo accidents on their legs.............


Pre menstrual?

Lost it?

Perhaps customer service is causing this collapse?



If i ever get old...like if i live past the age of looking good and having firm skin, i WILL wax any facial hair that may develop

Seems to be the trend these days to let it go? I have been chatting to women with that look of anj-disgust, unable to hide it.........they talk to me and all i can do is stare at their Hitler mo.



Something weird is going on and i don't know if i am doing that weird thing again when i think i like someone, but i don't because i get my friendship feelings confused with the i want to shag you feelings.

it's weird because i don't like anyone


not anymore

why do i like you?


i like you but i want to hurt you

stab you in the arm with a lead pencil from the 80's


the kind that when the stub goes blunt you insert from the top and it pushed out a new stub of lead


i went to school with a girl called jackie - not the jackie from the lesbian alien stories.........jackie who enjoyed inserting lead pieces under her skin.........in the knees, her lips........everywhere she could stick them

i wonder if she has perished from lead poisoning........



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i think i'm just depressed because my jeep has a flat tyre and i haven't driven it in 5 days


yep















depression